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Well, I've broken every resolution on the list. 'specially the one about posting here more often. Anyhoo, I have my own forum now. http://gamechampions.myfreeforum.org/index.php?sid=e48daf0e2ecd291faf316b7ce5b67c4e JOIN IT!!!

In other news, I may have found the cure for colds. I just have to make a bleach that doesn't kill you when you drink it....

Happy new year y'all.

Bad luck froggy. In France it started snowing on the 27th and didn't stop for 3 days. I made a snowman! WOO! (Is it true the sea at whitehaven harbour froze over?)

Happy new year to all who stumble on this site. My new years resolutions:

1. stop bugging froggy in maths long enough to actually get some work done myself.
2. Find out the name of that macdonalds clerk and make sure he gets fired.
3. Grumble and hold grudges against everything and everyone.
4. Find out who put a row of jaffa cakes on my window sill while I was gone.
5. post here more often.
6. do something helpful for the commun-....for...myself. Yeah, go on.
7. Eat the breakfast I just made before it goes cold.
8. Have the molar at the back of my mouth that doesn't want to come through properly ripped out.
9. Buy a red dwarf season 1 DVD. ho-hum....
10. Introduce my horrible siblings to the wonderful world of south park....mehehe....

Do it for the squirrels!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away,
This year, you sly little fox,
I'm giving you unwashed socks.

Down with christmas cards.

I haven't written any this year. Seriously, I already have a motivation problem with out having to spend three hours writing out cards. And christmas cards are killing off all the baby trees and all the baby squirrels (or whatever lives in rainforest trees...monkeys?) who lived in those trees. I wonder who invented them? "Hey! why don't we fold paper in two, decorate the front and write messages inside?" Bet that loser is as rich as hell. Even though he's probably dead.

I've already opened at least half my presents already...ooh, I'm going shopping. Christmas self indulgence time...Anyhoo. The point of this post is...uh...oh yeah, I shall be off to France for christmas (doh!) so I probably won't post for a bit. Not like I post a lot anyway. Lack of motivation see?

Remember, boycott christmas cards.

Do it for the squirrels.

Ahem. It might be nearing Christmas/hanukah/Kwanzaa/holiday/whatever, but kids must still remember that enjoying your self too much has consequences. So RappinHamster Co has come up with a simple song to the tune of rudolph the red nosed reindeer, to help you feel safe this chris- Holiday season.

Druggee, the yellow nosed Hilter,

Had a very drugged up nose,

And if you ever saw him,

He'd be in a drugged out pose,

All of the other humans,

Said that it would cause him pain,

But druggee the drugged out Nazi,

Sniffed the crackpot all the same,

Then one stormy Christmas eve,

Santa came to say,

Druggee, your more drugged up than most,

So you will be our substitute roast,

So then the elffy army shot him,

And stuffed him up him up with canabiss,

And then those hyppocrites smoked him,

That poor little drugged up druggee!

Now kids. Say no to drugs. Or you too will be shot by santa and smoked by bounty hunting elves.

ha...

What? Who needs rehab when you've got Grapefruit...

wooo...

Froggy's birthday tomorrow. Only because SOME PEOPLE didn't invite us to join their netball team me and the Hopeless one used her party (which they werent invited to) as an excuse to bug them. Seriously, teenage girls these days are easily wound up.

I was in WoolWorths and I found a pink fluffy pig that walks. It's called Pamela the Pig. I got it for one of my friends. She's a goth. Ah...the look on her face will be priceles...

I bought a christmas hat.

I love christmas.

Then, I love lots of stupid things.

Okie...

I know I like, go two weeks wiithout posting alot, because unless I lie and make stuff up, nothing really happens. VOTE SANTA FOR PRESIDENT. Apart from that whole Bush vs Santa claus election...ha...silly George. The people want the face of america to have a beard!

So what have I been doing? Uh, worrying. About everything I could think of like all at the same time like French GCSE no flour to make cakes dying from cold and back pains Froggy plotting against me I'm a one trick pony terrorists will attack my school and the world is spiralling out of control and one day I'll walk outside and get all blown up-

And all the worrying is giving me a cough. So my friends decide- "hey, she looks all bunged up and ill! Lets make fun of her cough!" So I accidently spat on their science books and then I realised I had Physics that day and I'd brought my biology book, only everybody who didnt have their books got detention so I lied and did my physics in my biology book and then my friends were hissing "REBEL!".

And I'm like, YOUR NOT HELPING!

See how worrying affects your sanity children? Antidepresents- way of the future.

I want to a Hippy. Peace dude.

I'm off to make flapjack. Or...half make it and eat the dough. I've ran out of flour...so...yeah, eat the dough, 40 pounds and up.

Grapefruit out....

Uuuh....

My back hurts, my head hurts, I've got the sniffles, and Im losing my voice on the same friggin day as my French GCSE speaking test. Seriously, I must really piss off the higher forces because they just hate me.

Anyhoo, current events, it's now my lifelong dream to own a meat factory. I'll have my own brand of meat, called Meats of evil, with a mass of chikiny evil range (haven't decided names for other meats) and stuff. I've even designed a gothic chicken. Well, he wasn't gothic to start with but Froggy made some nasty remarks about him so I changed him. Damn her. Just because she's on the recieving end of my daily torture. Oh well. Noooow....a townie pig maybe...